Am I morally obligated to die?

Gulcherboy
By Gulcherboy Latest Reply 2013-01-24 18:33:16 -0600
Started 2012-12-01 08:12:21 -0600

Robert Frost said, "As idea is a feat of association," and I made this association yesterday: For years, I've said I would know I was dead and in Heaven when M&Ms and banana pudding are health foods. Well, with my CHF, researchers have found both bananas and chocolate to be good for my heart! :-)

Has anyone around here seen a really big, old guy sitting on a really big throne?


6 replies

mr.awesome
mr.awesome 2013-01-24 18:33:16 -0600 Report

Some people of NDEs a NDE stands for near death expirence it happens when ur dieting during a surgery or knock out it's like people have visits in heaven when they don't really die.People don't really know about these strange like visions…is it just a dreamlike vision?Or is it just the results of a firing brain?

HeartHawk
HeartHawk 2012-12-02 23:38:33 -0600 Report

Gulcherboy,

Hey, sometimes you just get lucky. My advice is have another banana and thank the Lord for small favors!

HH

Gulcherboy
Gulcherboy 2012-12-03 17:45:14 -0600 Report

That's pretty much exactly how I play it! Now, if only we could find out that sex is a calorie-burning form of exercise! Hey! Wait! Am I three for three, here? :-)